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Scott Adams is right

The Dilbert Blog: Dog Catches Car

Dilbert’s author has some thoughts on what must have been going through Hamas’ minds when news came that they actually won the election.

Dumbasses. I can’t believe the Palestinians elected them. US aid ($700 million) is about to dry up over night. European aid ($600 million) is about to dry up over night. Gosh, I guess they’ll have to depend on the Jordanians to bail them out… hmmm.. they won’t do it? Maybe the egyptians? Syrians? No, they’ll want too big a piece of the action. Who will support the Palestinians? They can’t do it themselves. They depend on the Israelis to hire them for jobs in Israel and there aren’t half enough jobs in Gaza and the west bank for everyone who needs them. Iran? Maybe. Doubtful, though.

I think they’re screwed. Although I guess now they can get on with the important business of taking Israel apart… but wait, that’s never worked before, even for people who had more guns and bigger weapons.

Nope, I think they’re back to “screwed”.

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This is what I’m talking about

At home rinks, ice in short supply - The Boston Globe

I’ve been complaining for weeks about the unseasonably mild weather and now the Boston Globe has an article about EXACTLY my problem!
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At home rinks, ice in short supply
January warmth has skaters on bench
By Christopher L. Gasper, Globe Staff | January 29, 2006

Brian Armand estimates it took him 15 hours to construct a skating rink in his Danvers front yard this year. Everything was in place by Jan. 12. There was just one problem — no ice.

The high that day was 53 degrees and the average temperature was 43 degrees, according to the National Weather Service station at Beverly Municipal Airport. Last Saturday, as the thermometer reached 60 degrees, Armand could submerge a hockey stick in his sheet of ”ice.” He figures that his 15 hours of work have resulted in just two hours of ice time for his children, Justine, 9, and Trevor, 6.

”It’s more of a pool than a rink,” said his wife, Brenda.

For backyard rink builders, this has been the winter of their discontent. Unseasonably warm temperatures have left some families skating on thin ice — or, more accurately, no ice at all. While most people have been celebrating Mother Nature’s warm embrace this heating season, homemade-rink rats are feeling frozen out of a favored winter activity.

Kevin Horrigan of Wakefield, who grew up skating on a backyard rink and first built one for his two children four years ago, said he has been commiserating with other ice palace architects over the mild winter weather.

”It’s like a joke. We say, ‘How’s the swimming pool in the yard?’ ‘How’s the frog pond?’ ” said Horrigan.

”Everyone is in the same boat. Once you put it up, you’re stuck.”

Horrigan opened his rink the week before Christmas, and he has yet to skate on it. His children, Colin, 10, and Megan, 6, have skated once and twice, respectively. Even when temperatures dipped into the single digits on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Horrigan couldn’t join his children on the ice.

”If I put my weight on, it would start to crack,” said Horrigan. ”So they skated and I just watched from the side. It was kind of depressing.”

As of Tuesday there had been just four days this month when the high temperature was freezing (32 degrees) or below at Beverly Airport, according to National Weather Service figures, and the average daily temperature for the month was 34.2 degrees.

In a normal January, the average daily temperature would be in the high 20s, according to Charlie Foley, a meteorologist for the National Weather Service in Taunton. He said average daily temperatures for the month are running about 7 degrees higher than normal across Eastern Massachusetts.

”If we stayed on this course, this would be the seventh-mildest January on record, dating back to 1872,” said Foley.

You might think the 4 to 6 inches of snow the region received Monday would aid the rinks. But it’s actually the opposite. While cold weather is good for ice, snowfall is not. It can turn the surface unskateable if it is not removed right away.

Peter ”Pip” Winslow, who has a 100-by-50-foot rink in the backyard of his Newbury home, said he cringes when he sees a forecast for snow.

”The biggest trick is to get the snow off the ice as quick as you can,” said Winslow. ”Number one, it insulates and melts the surface, and number two, if the ice isn’t frozen solid, it weighs it down and water comes back up over the edges and mixes with the snow and you have slush.”

Winslow said that he and his family have been fairly lucky this year: They’ve been able to get good use of their rink despite the abnormally high temperatures. The Winslows’ rink went up in early December and benefited from a midmonth cold spell that saw temperatures dip to 10 degrees and below at night for three straight days. Coupled with a sprawling sugar maple tree that helps shield the rink from the sun, the Winslows’ ice surface has held up better than most. But Winslow still said this has been the worst January he’s seen in the 12 years he’s built a backyard rink, calling the warm weather ”a bummer” for his family.

”It’s definitely not as good as years past,” said Winslow, when the kids ”could hop out there any night after school. With these warm weeks in January, they can’t do that. We’ve gotten good time on the rink, but not as much as we normally do.”

One of the advantages of having a backyard rink is unlimited ice time as long as Mother Nature cooperates. This season’s uncooperative weather has forced some families to find ways to make up for lost skating opportunities.

Horrigan said that he is now taking his son, Colin, to optional Wakefield Youth Hockey skill sessions just to get him some ice time. Colin, a second-year Squirt-level player, didn’t attend any of the practices last year. Horrigan said he is concerned that his daughter, Megan, is not progressing as a skater because her only ice time comes from the home rink.

Armand’s son, Trevor, skates three times a week with Danvers Youth Hockey, and his daughter, Justine, is a figure skater. The Winslows’ four children — Emily, 17, Timothy, 15, Madeleine, 10, and Mason, 8 — are all either involved with organized hockey or figure skating.

Despite a disappointing January, all three home rink owners said they’re not giving up on getting good use of their hard work this winter. Horrigan said he is hoping a batch of arctic weather that hit Russia will make its way here and provide a good freeze. Winslow said the season could be salvaged with a cold February and March.

Armand said: ”I don’t want to give up, because that first evening when they were out skating they were so excited. It was a cold night, and they were having a great time skating. I got on the ice and shot the puck with my son for a few minutes. It was great. That’s why we have the rink — for moments like that. Hopefully, we’ll have a few more . . . this winter, if nature is willing.”

And if it’s not? Horrigan said there is an upside to the mild weather responsible for the reflecting pool in his yard at the moment.

”Every time I complain about the rink, somebody says, ‘Oh, but your heating bill is lower than last year.’ “

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Couple of new things

On Friday evening our iBook finally came back from the shop. Overall the customer service related to this Mac is very good. The iBook went away 2 weeks because of a hardware problem. They replaced the logic (mother) board and the hard drive. It took a week for a box to arrive at my house, for DHL to pick it up and deliver it to Memphis, for them to fix it and for DHL to bring it back.

All in all, it was really very speedy. Nonetheless it was a week. And last Monday, when it came back there was some kind of bad connection between the monitor and the rest of the computer. So I took it to the local Apple shop. They confirmed that it behaved like I said it did and then agreed to ship it off. I actually saved a couple of days bringing it over there because the DHL wouldn’t have brought it back on the weekend. As it is, the computer finally came back on Friday — pretty good time really. Apple replaced the logic (mother) board again.

Their web site says I have 497 more days left on my AppleCare warranty. Looks like I may need it.

On Saturday me and Ben took the dog for a run. We rode our bikes while he trotted along beside us. We didn’t go too fast or anything and the dawg had a great time. There was still a lot of snow and ice so we didn’t stay out that long but it was something different to do. Afterwards we went down to Stoughton, MA to the new Ikea that opened up in November.

This new one was every bit as enormous as the others I’ve been to in Vienna, Austria and Newark, NJ. We bought two small peanut shaped tables and a desk chair to go with each. They’re more comfortable than they appear. We also got a couple of cool lamps to go on the tables. I think we spent about four hours there and the kids were good the whole time. We had Swedish meatballs and a wonderful piece of apple pie at the cafe.

The kids were great, but after four hours I was needing to be somewhere else.

See, it has become apparent that the purpose of the sunroom has to change. Since we bought the house its been a playroom. Its been chock-a-block full of toys for kids of all ages. Toddler toys are mixed with action figures. There baby dolls, play kitchens and millenium falcons strewn about with abandon. All manner of costumes appear to multiply and dominate whole portions of the room.

But as the kids have gotten older they’ve started spending more of their time elsewhere. Anywhere else, really. Their rooms, the den. Sure they come back and visit the room and spend a little time there, but its some prime real estate and we had always assumed that as the kids got older the design of the room would change to accomodate their new needs.

So its time.

The kids are spending more of their time on the computer — on my computer. Ben actually has had some homework that requried the computer and the web. We decided that it was time to get a couple of new computers.

Dude, we’re gettin’ a Dell!

Actually, we’re getting two. I got a good price beause of a corporate discount I can use through work. They’re Pentium 4’s running at 2.8Ghz with 1GB of memory and 160GB of HD space. I think its an amazing amount of overkill, but whatever. I think I’ll set up a weekly backup to copy my important data to the HD’s of the other computers. With all that space they can spare a few GB for my peace of mind. We’re getting a pair of good flat panel screens to go with them — we’ll be able to mount them on the wall if we decide to.

The desks are going in the playroom against the living room wall — they will flank the doorway as you walk in. I only made a couple of changes to their base system:
I increased the memory to 1GB
I got the nice monitors
I got the CD/DVD writers
I got an optical mouse

They come with printers, but I’m only planning on keeping the one printer downstairs and sharing it. I already have one of those little print-server boxes on the network and it seems to work pretty well. So if anyone wants a printer or two cheap, give me a shout. Naturally, they come with an ethernet card, modem and WordPerfect Office. And it will have that new Windows XP Media Center OS installed. I’ll be curious to see what its all about.

I was thinking about putting both machines on our local network with wireless cards to save the trouble of running wires, but frankly, I haven’t been impressed with the response time of our current machines when they run over wireless. The hard-wire solution results in much better performance, I think. I have four ports on the wireless hub, so I’ll have one each for:
-my current computer in the den
-the print server in the den
-playroom 1
-playroom 2
That ought to fill them up! So between now and the weekend I have to run two ethernet wires in to the playroom. It will have to go through the dungeon and under the playroom. I have 50′ of ethernet cable, but I’ll need another small spool. At the retail shops its very expensive! like $30! I can’t bring myself to spend that for cable. So I’ll track down another 50′ on the internet. I should be able to get it for $5 or so.

The kids won’t have to fight over the computer any more. They won’t have to congregate downstairs. And they’ll have decent computers. Frankly, they’re good enough computers that I suspect I will like using them too — although those little chairs could be a real drag.

I had originally considered getting an iMac, but I have to admit that I was able to get two good Windows machines for the price of one iMac! Most of the kids friends will have PC’s. I have a PC or two (depending on if you count my work-machine).

So I fel good about this. They’re supposed to ship out this week and arrive very shortly afterwards. Maybe by this weekend.

I’m a little concerned about what kind of websites the kids are likely to run in to without supervision. I like having them upstairs where we can actually see them and whatnot and I’ve had the requisite talks about internet-safety, but I don’t think they’re getting it. So I’m thinking about what kind of filtering software I can get. Right now I’m leaning towards a product called Safe Eyes. It looks pretty good and I’ve installed a 15 day trial at home. I like the architecture and the way it goes about filtering. It didn’t seem to slow things down appreciably. You pay for it like a subscription because I guess they have people fine tuning it all the time. I can tune the kind of websites that are ok and can set time allotments for each user. So the kids will each get, something like, an hour of internet time. The only downside is that at $50 a year its a little more than I wanted to spend. But its not crazy-out-of-the-question expensive.

I’m also a little bit concerned about putting the computers in a room that’s so easy for strangers to look in to. I’m a little afraid that its like asking for a burglary. But we’re going to put some cafe-style curtains that will make it hard for someone to see in. The blinds we have in there now are about to give up the ghost and need to be replaced.

I also started work on some shelves for the small closet in the guest room. I cut them yesterday and now I just need to paint them before I install them. Maybe I can do that tonight.

Work is still the same. Nothing new to report.

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What’s up for the weekend?

This evening is Battlestar Galactica. I try to never miss it and so should you.

Tomorrow the temperature is supposed to get up to 54 degrees with sun. With a combination like that I will have to get out on my bike and lay down a few miles.

The kids will also be forced to go outside — I haven’t decided where yet, but with such warm temperatures they’re going to have to get outside.

That’s it.

Liz should try and do something fun… she’s been feeling a little low lately and could use a pick-me-up. For christmas I gave her some gift certificates to a tanning salon and a nail spa place. They do all kinds of things. The idea is that winter can get kind of ugly and long and even some fake sun might help her feel better. And having the opportunity to be pampered might help too.

So I will have to insist that she do something for herself.

We’re all well — no worries!

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First time in weeks

I worked out for the firs ttime in weeks today. This exercise thing isn’t exactly “taking hold” this time around. I really like biking but the weather has been miserable and sunlight has been in short supply.

I’ve been stressed out over work and it hasn’t been an easy time for me. So this is JUST the time I should be spending working out and I haven’t been.

Shame on me.

I’ll do better.

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Funny bit in Wired

I got this month’s Wired magazine and there are lots of interesting articles, but I got a chuckle out of the comparison between Geena Davis’ President character and Battlestar Galactica’s Laura Roslyn (also president of the human race).

They describe how they each came to power and who they are.

For Geena Davis’ character it says her biggest political challenge is that “she’s a she”. For Laura Roslyn its “Killer Robots”.

I don’t know why, but that really made me laugh.

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Excellent Deal

Sound Blaster Audigy 2 ZS Gamer Edition + 5 Games $70 after $50MIR

This is a great price on an awesome sound card. I started to get it… but then I rememberd that I don’t really play these first-person shooters anymore… I don’t play video games much at all any more in fact.

Nonetheless, its a good price and it comes with some really top-notch games.

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What a funny headline!

FARK.com: (1875292) After accusations of touchy-touchy, gynecologist is told by state regulators that he can continue to practice gynecology, he just can’t treat women anymore; in other news, Florida has its first mangina specialist

In other news, my SAP system crashed at work because HP disconnected the memory. I don’t know why this seemed like a good idea — I mean, I recognize it was generating errors and the memory channel they disconnected was SUPPOSED to be redundant. Therefore, it was supposed to be safe to do this in the middle of the day while the whole company (1200 concurrent users) was using it. So, for whatever reason, this seemed like a good idea. And the system crashed.

I get this call from a nut in one of our Mexican plants. Its always a mystery as to what he will say when he calls. This time the phone rang, I answered it and he said

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

Funny guy.

I had to laugh too because it wasn’t my fault and I can’t do anything to fix it. He took it pretty well and he gave me some shit, but that’s ok because I gave it right back to him.

Anyway, funny guy.

Bad day, though.

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Google, China and Dilbert

The Dilbert Blog: Chinese Search Engines

Scott Adams, author of Dilbert has some comments on China’s Great Wall and Google’s agreement to censor their results for China.

Its a good (brief) read.

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Lost

Hah! I just heard that we will have the “Walt” issue resolved on Lost this season.

Did that come out right? This season, the question of what happened to Walt will be resolved this season.

I’m listening to the Podcast from the writers and they’re saying that the tool of keeping a lot of questions out there is, to them, the basic lure of lost. And if they answer too many questions, the show will become very boring.

They’re also going to tell us why Hurley hasn’t lost any weight.

And they said there’s kind of an “Easter Egg” in the Fire and Water episode. During a flashback we see the skyline of London. They said that there’s a very particular building that may be familiar. And there’s a sign on one of those buildings and we should write down what that sign says so we can see what the “easter egg” is all about.

Hmm… ok. I guess I will have to pay attention to that detail.

You have to watch Lost. Its a very good show.

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