Grace came up to me tonight with watery eyes and sniffling and said that the color green was in her nose.

I had to think about this for a few minutes because she clearly wanted
some help with something.  At first I suspected that she had an
uncomfortable booger stuck up there and she wanted me to fetch it for
her.  But the more we talked the more I got the idea that it
wasn’t normal and she wanted some help.

I poked around and got a flashlight but couldn’t see anything interesting.

So we practiced blowing our noses instead.  In short order a
giant, flourescent green play-doh worm was sticking out of her
nose!  I pulled it the rest of the way out and got a good look at
it.  It was about an inch long and must have been VERY
uncomfortable!

And it was gross.  Gotta keep an eye on that kid!

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